GO JERRI GO!
Why Jerri Manthey Has To Win Survivor 2
     
 




 

 



Jerri Manthey should win the million dollars on Survivor, here's why: She is after the money and is letting no one stand in her way. She treats almost everyone else like shit - hell, they deserve it! She has a fan club (well, Amber).
She was loyal to Mitchell till the end. A woman should win this time and if it's any woman it's gotta be Jerri! The main reason though: Because everyone, and I mean everyone, hates her guts!
Every poll taken every week predicts Jerri will be the next to go - and it never happens! She actually tried to screw Colby.
This cast is pretty damn boring, the most exciting personal relationship so far is Elisabeth's friendship with Rodger. Jerri tried to make it interesting at least by making a play for Colby - I would have done the same thing. Giddy up partner!
She's great at manipulating others, much like Richard Hatch was but she's even that much more evil.
Think of how she made up the story about Kel and the beef jerky - and the other tribemates all fell for it.

 

My God she's stunning!
Will Elisabeth use her feminine wiles to get Colby to vote with her? Or will he stick with the beautiful Jerri? She's oh-so-sexy when drooling over chocolate. What man could resist?

 

 

Interesting Jerri Facts:

Starred in the acclaimed film, Triple X.

She was a Hooters girl.

She hooked up with Lou Diamond Phillips at Hooters and wound up having wild sex in a Volkswagen Beetle while a crowd looked on. It's true.

Her screen name is "Jerri Lynn London."

She once dated comedian Joe Rogan.

She appeared on the show Blind Date,
and started tongue-kissing her
creepy date before they even left the bar.

 

Look at that ugly mug!
Jerri's beauty makes Elisabeth look like dog meat in comparison.

She's just so beautiful.

Jerri Versus Keith
Jerri always puts whiney, wimpy Keith in his place - every chance she gets. Jerri proved she is a better cook than Keith, her tortillas kicked ass, compared to his soggy, shitty rice. What kind of a chef can't prepare edible rice? Jerri is usually right and she knows it. Why back down from an arrogant, egotistical man when you can humiliate him? I'm sure Jerri was half-hoping she'd hear a splash and see Keith floating in the water (weren't we all) when Tina, Keith and Alicia were left in last week's immunity challenge. At least she wouldn't have had to put up with him any longer.

 

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