You've been standing in a grocery store line-up
for at least 10 minutes, you're next in line and
a cashier opens a till. Inevitably, all the people
in the line-up behind you run over to the new till
and get served before you do.

The boss calls
you on his speakerphone.

You buy a new pair of shoes that
fit perfectly in the shoe store
but start to rub and cause blisters
on your feet the moment you actually start wearing them.

Your boss blames you for
all of his mistakes and laughs when
you point it out to him.

Someone cuts you off without
signaling then gives YOU the finger.

Your voodoo doll stops working...